Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Scrabble!!!

This has got to be one of the most clever e-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Principles of life



* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.

* You would achieve more,
if you don't mind who gets the credit.



* When everything else is lost,
the future still remains.




* Don't fight too much.
or the enemy would know your art of war.



* The only job you start at the top is
when you dig a grave.



* If you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for everything.



* If you do little things well,
you'll do big ones better.



* Only thing that comes to you without effort
is old age.



* You won't get a second chance
to make the first impression.


* Only those who do nothing
do not make mistakes.


* Never take a problem to your boss
unless you have a solution.


* If you are not failing,
you're not taking enough risks.


* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.


* If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.


* Those who don't make mistakes
usually don't make anything


* There are two kinds of failures.
Those who think and never do,
and those who do and never think.


* Pick battles big enough to matter,
small enough to win.


* All progress has resulted from
unpopular decisions.


* Change your thoughts and you change your world.


* Understanding proves intelligence,
not the speed of the learning.

* There are two kinds of fools in this world.
Those who give advise
and those who don't take it.


* The best way to kill an idea
is to take it to a meeting.


* Management is doing things right.
Leadership is doing the right things.


* Friendship founded on business
is always better than
business founded on friendship.