Principles of life

* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.

* You would achieve more,
if you don't mind who gets the credit.


* When everything else is lost,
the future still remains.



* Don't fight too much.
or the enemy would know your art of war.


* The only job you start at the top is
when you dig a grave.


* If you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for everything.


* If you do little things well,
you'll do big ones better.


* Only thing that comes to you without effort
is old age.


* You won't get a second chance
to make the first impression.


* Only those who do nothing
do not make mistakes.


* Never take a problem to your boss
unless you have a solution.


* If you are not failing,
you're not taking enough risks.


* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.


* If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.


* Those who don't make mistakes
usually don't make anything


* There are two kinds of failures.
Those who think and never do,
and those who do and never think.


* Pick battles big enough to matter,
small enough to win.


* All progress has resulted from
unpopular decisions.


* Change your thoughts and you change your world.


* Understanding proves intelligence,
not the speed of the learning.

* There are two kinds of fools in this world.
Those who give advise
and those who don't take it.


* The best way to kill an idea
is to take it to a meeting.


* Management is doing things right.
Leadership is doing the right things.


* Friendship founded on business
is always better than
business founded on friendship.

By all means marry...

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage,
husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi


If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband.......
when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war
where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."