Politically Correct Jokes

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything." 

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? 

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" 

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" 

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman." 

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !" 

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon? 

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a  little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". 

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 

"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: "I am a Pakistani!" 

The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog" 

How poor are you?

 

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. 

 

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from the trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad". 

 

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. 

 

"Oh yes", said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. 

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. 

 

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants to serve us, but they serve others. 

 

We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them." 

 

The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad for showing me how poor we are." 

 

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing ? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.