Funny Exam Answers

No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils.
But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.
After scouring exam papers and speaking to teachers, humorist Richard Benson has collected the worst student howlers in a new book.
You won't know whether to laugh - or cry.